Cramps Quotes

Can we take a moment of silence for the girls that will have their period on Halloween?
...Like me!?

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Nikki Sixx*
funny

Sisterhood of the Traveling Cramps. ugh. XD

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SuperNovaChic
funny

Sisterhood of the Traveling Cramps

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*Pancake Karma*
suck

me: it f.ucking hurts.
friend: on a scale of 1-10,
how many b.itches would
you kill for a tylenol?

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Dishonored*
friendship

Girl: Do I have cramps or has my appendix exploded
Girl: Does my boob hurt or am I having a heart attack
Girl: Am I on my period or is this internal bleeding
Girl: These are our struggles
Boy: Thinking dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
Boy: The struggles of a man
Girl: Boo hoo
Girl: Thinking of my naked grandma isn't going to suck the blood back into my vågina

45 4

mtndewhm*
joke

you know some people say that rejection is the worst feeling in the world..those people have clearly never had cramps
-Irrinni

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LostGirls*
cramps

hey dont worry girls
periods are just a way that god and mother nature thanks us
for not having a baby when were 14

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xxloveyabooxx
girls

I just ate lunch and now my stomach hurts and oh my god I'm considering a séx change just so I don't have to have my period cramps.

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mtndewhm*
pain

boyfriend: babe are you okay? It's not that bad.

Girlfriend: I've been bleeding from my va/gina
For four f*cking days. Do you think I'm okay?
I HATE EVERYBODY I WANT CHOCOLATE. EVERYTHING BOTHERS ME
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOU HAD TO STICK SOMETHING UP YOUR VA/GINA FOR
A WEEK

Boyfriend: .......... At least your not pregnant.

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liveurlife1
funny

Once a month I get to know what dying feels like.

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hallo1234
joke