Cramps Quotes

Can we take a moment of silence for the girls that will have their period on Halloween?
...Like me!?

Sisterhood of the Traveling Cramps. ugh. XD
  Sisterhood of the Traveling Cramps
me: it f.ucking hurts.
friend: on a scale of 1-10,
how many b.itches would
you kill for a tylenol?

Girl: Do I have cramps or has my appendix exploded
Girl: Does my boob hurt or am I having a heart attack
Girl: Am I on my period or is this internal bleeding
Girl: These are our struggles
Boy: Thinking dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
Boy: The struggles of a man
Girl: Boo hoo
Girl: Thinking of my naked grandma isn't going to suck the blood back into my vågina
you know some people say that rejection is the worst feeling in the world..those people have clearly never had cramps
hey dont worry girls
periods are just a way that god and mother nature  thanks us
for not having a baby when were 14
I just ate lunch and now my stomach hurts and oh my god I'm considering a séx change just so I don't have to have my period cramps.
boyfriend: babe are you okay? It's not that bad.

                                                  Girlfriend: I've been bleeding from my va/gina
                                                          For four f*cking days. Do you think I'm okay?
                                                   I HATE EVERYBODY I WANT CHOCOLATE. EVERYTHING BOTHERS ME
                                             HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOU HAD TO STICK SOMETHING UP YOUR VA/GINA FOR
                                              A WEEK

Boyfriend: .......... At least your not pregnant.

Once a month I get to know what dying feels like.
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