Funny Quotes

I am one step away from being rich,
All I need now is money.

I am not ready for Monday.
Can I have Another SUNDAY?

Which mask to wear, which wear to mask.

"She's got everything
She's got the best of every world
She's got diamond rings
She's a gettin' kind of girl

She's got everything
She's pretty and she's got style
She's got Loius Vuitton
The one in crocodile

Sbe wanted everything,
Whatever, come what may
She had a mission
And her love was in her way. "

She's Got Everything from the album Some Big Deal by Jim Glines

" Look, if you're going to lie about me the least you could do is make it sensational, otherwise absolutely no one will believe you. "
 

- Jim Glines

Poop

Every bra is a sports bra - the only difference is the sport.

A little dangering is a learneous thing.