Glitter Quotes

My friend gave me a birthday present last night. She gave me 'Unicorn Dust'. The label said 'Warning: May cause extreme awesomeness. Only use in emergencies. Emergencies such as: being bored,not being shiny, or plain old not being unicorn enough. May contain a unicorn horn' and inside the bottle there was some glitter so I started sprinkling some on me and I was like 'Go insane go insane throw some glitter make it rain' and it was so fun
I was dropped as a baby into a pool of awesomeness and glitter. haha just kidding it was awkwardness and cats.
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Shittering
-Shedding Glitter
 
You know you had a fantastic night when
You wake up with glitter in your bra
All that is gold does not glitter,
   Not all those who wander are lost;
 The old that is strong does not wither,
   Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
 From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
    A light from the shadows shall spring;
 Renewed shall be blade that was broken;
     The crownless again shall be king.
 

Jack Barakat
@JackAllTimeLow
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I brush my teeth with stripper glitter.
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Would you rather burp confetti or fart glitter?
 
Seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude i’ll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and release the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stuuuuupid.


My quote, biches.



LIGHTS ARE  GLOWING
LIKE FIREFLIES
STARS ARE SHINING
LIKE SILVER GLITTER
ONCE WE FALL IN LOVE
IT WILL BE MORE RED THAN BLOOD.


 
 
Edward cullen isn't a vampire.

He lives in the forest,

Doesn't kill people and glitters...

Dude is obviously a fairy.

 
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