My friend gave me a birthday present last night. She gave me
'Unicorn Dust'. The label said 'Warning: May cause extreme
awesomeness. Only use in emergencies. Emergencies such as: being
bored,not being shiny, or plain old not being unicorn enough. May
contain a unicorn horn' and inside the bottle there was some
glitter so I started sprinkling some on me and I was like 'Go
insane go insane throw some glitter make it rain' and it was so
fun