Best Glitter Quotes This Month





i'm seriously considering filling my pockets with
glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude, i'll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and realease the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid.



 
My friend gave me a birthday present last night. She gave me 'Unicorn Dust'. The label said 'Warning: May cause extreme awesomeness. Only use in emergencies. Emergencies such as: being bored,not being shiny, or plain old not being unicorn enough. May contain a unicorn horn' and inside the bottle there was some glitter so I started sprinkling some on me and I was like 'Go insane go insane throw some glitter make it rain' and it was so fun



LIGHTS ARE  GLOWING
LIKE FIREFLIES
STARS ARE SHINING
LIKE SILVER GLITTER
ONCE WE FALL IN LOVE
IT WILL BE MORE RED THAN BLOOD.


 
 
Edward cullen isn't a vampire.

He lives in the forest,

Doesn't kill people and glitters...

Dude is obviously a fairy.

 
Have you guys ever noticed that
eyelashes are supposed
to keep stuff out of your eyes,
but they're like
the only thing that
ever gets in your eyes?
I spilt glitter on myself earlier.
Now I look like Edward freaking Cullen.
Cat Hair is like lonely people glitter
 
 
Does anyone else find random glitter on themselves xD
 


So I just wanted to say that glitter is always relevant.


Ok?

Ok.


 
You know you had a fantastic night when
You wake up with glitter in your bra
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