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How about you grant
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a little serenity, and then maybe we'll talk. – God
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TheCovertComic
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In the interest of data security, the still small voice within has been encrypted.
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Lead you not into temptation? Got it. And what else would you like me not to do?
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God
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Last night I questioned my belief in God. But my belief in God had an airtight alibi.
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Thou shalt have no other gods before me (or on either side of me, if those gods look cuter or slimmer than me).
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Man is so busy creating cosmetics for the skin, that he has not Discovered what lies Within!
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airatmaninravi
If God plays dice with the universe, who's the house?
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TheCovertComic
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God does not play dice with the universe. He plays Russian roulette.
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TheCovertComic
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Format by destabilise.
My audience is God,
because who the hell else could understand me?
Who else has been dead twice?
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seafoam*
I can be all the things
you told me not to be.
When you try to come for me
I keep on flourishing
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