Best God Quotes This Month

And when there's no God, what are you religious people going to do?

Obama & an Interviewer:
Interviewer: You look great!
Obama: I feel great!
Interviewer: How much do you weigh?
Obama: About 180.
Interviewer: 180. It looks good on you, That's about where I am and it doesn't look good on me.
Obama: You look sharp!
Interviewer: You haven't seen me naked.
Obama: And lets keep it that way.

 

Screw God.
I've grown up believing and worshipping a god faker than barbie. If there was a god, why the hell didn't he help me? Why did you just let us all fall into this horrible darkness? I thought you were supposed to love us. Help us. Guide us. If there is a god he's not who we think he is. He's a vantriloquist, a puppet master, and we're all just the sad pathetic dolls he uses for amusement. 

When you're feeling all alone, turn to God.
He'll be there beside you.
When you're having a hard day, turn to God.
He'll help you through it.
When you're struggling and don't know what to do, turn to God.
He'll steer you in the right direction.
When you're feeling like nobody cares and just want a friend to talk to, turn to God.
He'll listen. And He WON'T judge you.
When you're feeling lost in a world 100 times bigger than you, turn to God.

He'll save you.





I don't see any negatives here. 
Give God a try.
I guarantee you won't regret it.
No hate please.
Please.
 

God knows

we're worth it.

God spent a long time crafting you,
and God doesn't make worthless things.