Google Quotes

What if they read a list of everything
you've typed into Google,
before entering heaven?

I'm older than Google D:
I think I have probably learned more from Google than I have from school.
Dear Google, Please stop behaving like a GIRL. Will you please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start guessing & suggesting.
Asking Google questions cos you're too embarrassed to ask anyone else.
Googling your symptoms when you don't feel well is the most efficient way to convince yourself you're dying
When Your Mum Or Dad Decides To Be In The Room While Your On The Computer, So You Just Switch To Google. And Stare At It.
I've been using Google for 10 years now and I still don't know what the 'I'm feeling lucky' button is used for!
Dear Google Translator,
Can you please stop making me look like a F*cking dumb b*tch, whenever I write a quote and want you to translate it, I expect you to translate the correct version, not miss out stupid words and then make me look like a f*cking you realize how embarrasing it is for me when one of my followers points out my mistake's on Witty? of course you don't I mean why would you!
your sincerely very angry girl!
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