*Reads the last line again*
*Closes the book*
*Deep sigh*
*Screams*
*Throws book out the window*
*Jumps out the window after it*
*Writhes in pain while clutching the book*
*Cries and rocks it back and forth*
*Puts it back down on the shelf*
*Deep breath*
*Calls friend* “read this book”
