I went to a tourist information booth and said "Tell
me about some people who were here last year."
The frustrated cannibal threw up his arms
Have you heard about the
new corduroy pillows?
They're making headlines!
They're making headlines!
A
scientist
cloned
himself,
but the
clone
turned
out to
be incredibly
rude.
Eventually,
the scientist
got sick
of his
clone
and
pushed
him over
a cliff.
The next
day he
was arrested
for making
an obscene
clone
fall.
What
do you
call
a running
chicken?
Poultry in motion.
Poultry in motion.
The oddest years of my high school
career were 9th and 11th.
A zen
student
asked
the
hot
dog
vendor
to make
him
one
with
everything.
Space heaters are the perfect housewarming
gifts.
I tried to kidnap a blacksmith, but when I turned my
back, he made a bolt for the door.
A nine
year
old
girl
has
disappeared
after
using
moisturizer
that
makes
you
look
ten
years
younger.
