Laugh Quotes

One day during class, my calculus teacher wasn't paying attention to where he was walking and he smashed his foot into his desk. He started to hop around on one foot, and yelled out, "MOTHER-----" but then he looked up and saw 23 students staring at him and smoothly finished with, "FUNCTION!" Thus, MOTHERFUNCTION was born.
Smile, because you’re beautiful. Laugh, because you’re living life to the fullest. Stand strong, because haters can’t bring you down.
live. laugh. love.

If you are going to be with me when you are bored and you want to laugh,
I should put a price on me..right?

Of course I laugh at my own jokes.
Why should I be left out just because I'm the one who's incredibly hilarious?
Whales are not lollipops.
If you put a whale on a stick and lick it,
it will lick you back.


My EX had one very annoying habit. BREATHING.
I really should eat real food, but 'Reeses Pieces' is so much better.
You can go through life pushing people down to get higher, but in the end its not how high you got rather the journey that got you where you are.
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