Best Lmao Quotes This Month



"Your bra strap is showing."


Oh no, no one can know that I, a teenage girl, am wearing a bra.


Someone call Victoria because her Secret's out.

 

baby: d... d... d...
father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*
 

Drake and Josh
Josh: *Hanging from a roof* I deserve this. This is all because I forgot to feed my turtle Sheldon in kindergarten! He went to Heaven, and now my life is bad! [looks up] Ya happy, Sheldon?! We're even now!
Walter: Josh?
Josh: SHELDON!?



Here's to the people who have never found their name on one of these or on a key chain (including me).







© format : jannette
Teacher: You're gonna need a binder for this class.
Teacher: *Doesn't punch holes in any of their gollddallmn papers*





math jokes aren't funny
nothing about math is funny math is a sin



 
You're finding yourself falling for a guy, but he isn't doing things for you that you would do for him. And your mind wants you to think that he's the one, but is he really?

You see, basically, you probably have a crush on a trash can.

What if every time he didn't text you back, you received a slice of moldy bread?

What if every time you saw him doing the special things he did with you, with another girl, you received an old banana peel?

If you had to eat an almost empty box of stale cereal for every time he lied to you and ignored you, your teeth would break off because the cereal is rock hard.

If you had a carton of rotten milk for every time he led you on, you'd probably die from the smell of that sh;t.

If you're reading this with being able to relate to most of these situations, and you're still thinking,"Oh, well he's still so perfect", stop romanticizing a container of spoiled vegetables.

No matter how mesmerizing his voice is, no matter how hot he may look with his hair a certain way, no matter how well he dresses, in the end, it's all...just...a pile of garbage.

And if he ever does these things or anything else that makes you hurt, ask yourself: are you in love with a human, or are you in love with a pile of waste?

You deserve better than a trashcan.


Well excuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me

And I still think that the quotes with images and gifs are a bunch of advertisements.

 

that period of denial
        before you                 accept you have a                   CRUSH ON SOMEONE WHO IS
    a g g r e s i v e l y   out   of     .
 
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