Lol Quotes

I feel so bad for people that have a genuine interest in getting to know me. like, my best friend and I would message all day everyday so after I get comfortable with a person, I can't shut the hell up. I'm so low maintenance at first but I slowly shift into high maintenance because I just need a lot of attention. it's a problem.

I hope that if there is aliens, that they're a bunch more sophisticated than humans. humans are so selfish, if there ever were aliens, they'd think it was their right to sneak out to space, take one, and study it or some crap. I just think it'd be nice if aliens wouldn't take that s.hit.

team: I had a dream that was stellar at the
time but turned out to be quite bad for me. 
my sense of humor: the quick beep when
someone swears on reality tv. 
Unfortunately my school track team
doesn't include running away from my problems.
I want to feel passion flow into my bones
Like blood through my veins

how much of your life have you wasted in buzzfeed? 
the only thing retail has taught me is that old people are mean, and the best time to rob a store is on a holiday weekend; because banks are closed so stores stock up om change, and that holiday flow of customers means money.




excuse me favorite character,
did i give you permission to die



 
omfg, I just gave myself a heart attack. I was watching lost (again), and decided to look down while laying down (there is a tv at the foot of my bed and a window at the head. I had my head the the foot, so I was looking at the window.) just when I look down, boom. A FACE. holy crap. it literally took a minute before I realized it was just hurley's reflection from my tv.
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