Best Lol Quotes This Week

when people say they like the movie better







 





When
you
know
someone
is wrong
but
they insist
that
they're
right

 
 


 
 
 


"Your bra strap is showing."


Oh no, no one can know that I, a teenage girl, am wearing a bra.


Someone call Victoria because her Secret's out.

 

i don't understand how i can get so much joy from covering
my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around


baby: d... d... d...
father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*
 

Me: *Walks into finals like 'what's a geometry?'*


Remember kids:
Don't get emotionally attached to a band. You'll get pregnant and die.






© format : jannette

my greatest talent is being able to watch 5 years worth of a tv show in one week


We're the last generation whose baby pictures weren't taken on a phone










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© format : jannette
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Girl on Social Media: OMG! I'm so ugly!!


Me: Yes, that's why you have 197 photos in an album titled " ME♥ "

 
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