Pizza Quotes

When you asked me if I would rather make love with you or eat pizza, and I asked if it was extra pepperoni, I meant the lovemaking.

Isn't PIZZA strange...
It comes in a square box
But is actually a circle
But each slice is a triangle?

Seriously considering opening a pizza place and naming it Another One Bites the Crust.
Michael wants another slice
i just saw an ad for pizza... im suddenly starving D:
I want pizza, but I don't want to pay for pizza. I need a pizza daddy... A Papa John if you will.

The difference
is that i asked
FOR                                             PIZZA.


all i want is pizza and a relationship, is that too much to ask for
"truth or dare"


"Order us pizza"
"truth or dare"


"Order us pizza"
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