Relationships Quotes

Every bra is a sports bra - the only difference is the sport.
If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my second worst.
‘Safeword’ is a contradiction in terms.
When you asked me if I would rather make love with you or eat pizza, and I asked if it was extra pepperoni, I meant the lovemaking.
Better a femme fatale than a femme coupure de papier.
I knew in the end she would do what she had to do. 

... I just never thought it would be my end she did it in. 
Select the correct answer from the choices below.

The key to a successful relationship is:

a. Love.
b. Commitment.
c. Based on the AES-192 encryption standard or higher.
d. All of the above.

Avoid those who attempt to establish dominance in relationships by diminishing the self-worth of others.  If they're not willing to commit to diminishing your self-worth exclusively, you need to move on.
She walked into my life like a shopper walking into a closed sliding door an hour before the store opens. 
... Wait, the F in MILF doesn't stand for fathom???
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