Santa Quotes

That moment you realize
tomorrow is Christmas eve.

*Yours Truly*
lol

  Dear Santa, I don't want anything for Christmas except
  for the person reading this to have an amazing
  Christmas.

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Gpc11
santa

I just relized how rachet santa claus is for screaming "h0e" all the time.

10 8

~Spoken Silence~*
omg

Be Naughty,
save santa
a trip!!

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MarsMellow
naughty

Father:*dressed up with a Santa Claus costume and with a '2014' label on
Father:Son, come here for a sec.I've a surpirse for ya
Son:*comes and stares*
Father:So?
Son:This is the worst Red Riding Hood costume i've ever seen.
Son:Aaaand you forgot the price tag on.

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AnonymousGirl98
santa

    Me:For
    Christmas I want a unicorn.

    Santa:Be realistic
  

    Me:I want
    a boyfriend.

    Santa:What
    color do you want your
    unicorn?

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Lmirela589
funny

i hope santa didn’t put coal in too many children’s stockings this year it’s a non-renewable source of energy and we need to think about the future of our planet

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happiest*
santa

Well, its that time of year again when this fat f*ck climbs down my chimmeny at night and leaves me a bunch of nice things.

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oneofakinddanielle
funny

Merry Christmas

everyone!

Santa's watching you.

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Hailey Stadalsky*
holiday

santa: "what do you want for christmas?"
me: "a unicorn"
santa: "be realistic"
me: "a boyfriend"
santa: "what color do you want your unicorn?"

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butterfly_love
boyfriend