Me: Why
does water cost more than soda?
Me: Why does salad cost more than a hamburger?
Me: Why does fruit cost more than candy?
Me: Why do vegetables cost more than chips?
Me: Why do workout clothes cost more than cute shirts?
Me: Why do sports bras cost more than regular bras?
Me: Why does spandex cost more than jean shorts?
Me: Why?
Me: Why does salad cost more than a hamburger?
Me: Why does fruit cost more than candy?
Me: Why do vegetables cost more than chips?
Me: Why do workout clothes cost more than cute shirts?
Me: Why do sports bras cost more than regular bras?
Me: Why does spandex cost more than jean shorts?
Me: Why?
its kinda scary how your whole life depends on
how well you do as a teenager
Me whenever someone
is rude to me: That's alright! That's okay!
You're gonna pump my gas someday!
*Slam dunks your opinion into
the trash*
A lesson in sports
1) Don't blame the fans for what the players do
2) Don't blame the players for what the fans do
1) Don't blame the fans for what the players do
2) Don't blame the players for what the fans do
Isn't it ironic how here on witty
there is a category about sports and
no category about food?
Coffee's like
crack to white people.
