Best Story Quotes This Year



"Your bra strap is showing."


Oh no, no one can know that I, a teenage girl, am wearing a bra.


Someone call Victoria because her Secret's out.

 

THE
"earth"
WITHOUT
"art"
IS
JUST
"eh."


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                                                we all carry these things inside
                                                                                 that no one else can see
                                                                                                       they hold us down like anchors
                                                                            and drown us out at sea.

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Welcome To Society.

Welcome to society,
We hope you enjoy your stay,
And please feel free to be yourself,
As long as it's in the right way,
Make sure you love your body,
Not too much or we'll tear you down,
We'll bully you for smiling,
And then wonder why you frown,
We'll tell you that you're worthless,
That you shouldn't make a sound,
And then cry with all the others,
As you're buried in the ground,
You can fall in love with anyone,
As long as it's who we choose,
And we'll let you have your opinions,
But please shape them to our views,
Welcome to society,
We promise that we won't deceive,
And one more rule now that you're here,
There's no way you can leave.

 

         
                    Look how they shine for you.
 


My life is just one massive awkward moment.
                                                     
              I watch the night
                            turn light blue
                 but it's not the same
                                     without you.

         
                  
 
Guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
Guys: eww fat chicks

Guys: 
why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish ugh it's so stupid
Guys: 
ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis they need to be feminine ugh

Guys: 
why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
Guys: eww you look gross are you sick?? tired?? Dying???                                       

Guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
Guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen b/tch thats not gonna get u a husband

Guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs and stuff cmon lighten up
Guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how f/cking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries??
                   
Me: It won't bother me.
Me: *lies down*
Me: It actually really bothers me. A lot. So I'm gonna think about it all night instead of sleeping.


Girl on Social Media: OMG! I'm so ugly!!


Me: Yes, that's why you have 197 photos in an album titled " ME♥ "

 
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