Story Time
#2:
So on Monday I started Driver's Ed in P.E. Now today we got to the section in the book were using, about DUI. Our teacher points out that DUI does not only include drinking, but drugs as well. My teacher was also explaining who mxing both of them together is extremely dangerous. He was explalning the effects these kind of activites have on our judgement and actions. Saying, "These two things have very different effects on our bodies alone. So mixing the two makes us feel and do things we wouldn't normally do." the teacher was interupted at this point by some kid who just yelled, "Herpes!" as of that's an effect of mixing Drugs and Alcohol. We all just turn around and look at the guy like "Bro WTF?" and to which the teacher explained to the guy that Herpes is a disease and is nt transmitted through Drugs or drinking.
Progress Report on Parking Lot Boy Because i know
you're all just dying to know and care so much
On the feild trip yesterday he talked to me three times. Sat in front of me on the bus and turned and stared at me. Then at Taco Bell he asked me how the play was and told me our dads are best friends. (SIDEBAR: HOW WOULD HE EVEN KNOW THAT. LIKE WOULDN'T HE HAVE TO TALK TO HIS DAD TO FIND THAT OUT?! HELP ME ANSWER THAT)
Today I was walking out from school and I saw him standing there and he came up to me and was like hey so tomorrow and ME BEING THE IDIOT I AM REPLIED IS friday AND HE JUST SMILED AND WAS LIKE YEAH HAHAHAH and then proceeded so I was wondering if you wanted to go to the Grand Stands with me and a couple of friends. AND I HAD NEVER HEARD OF IT AND I THOUGHT IT WAS A FOOTBALL THING SO I WAS LIKE I've never heard of that what is it? AND THE KID REPLIES WITH It's a haunted place. SO ME NOT EVEN THNKING JUST AGREED BECAUSE THE LORD AND HIS PARENTS BLESSED HIM WITH THE SMILE EYES HAIR FACE BODY EVERYTHING
I DO NOT DO WELL WITH HAUNTED THINGS. I ALWAYS SCREAM. I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS IS GOING TO WORK AND I JUST PRAY I WON'T PEE MY PANTS.
Also I was explaining to my friends how excited i was and I was jumping for joy bc seriously this kid is amazing and THE ENTIRE TIME HIS FRIENDS WERE WATCHING ME AND COULD HEAR ME AND WERE MAKING FUN OF ME SO I PRAY TTO GOD THEY DON'T TELL HIM. THIS IS SO AWKWARD. WHY. WHY DO I HAVE TO BE WEIRD.
On the feild trip yesterday he talked to me three times. Sat in front of me on the bus and turned and stared at me. Then at Taco Bell he asked me how the play was and told me our dads are best friends. (SIDEBAR: HOW WOULD HE EVEN KNOW THAT. LIKE WOULDN'T HE HAVE TO TALK TO HIS DAD TO FIND THAT OUT?! HELP ME ANSWER THAT)
Today I was walking out from school and I saw him standing there and he came up to me and was like hey so tomorrow and ME BEING THE IDIOT I AM REPLIED IS friday AND HE JUST SMILED AND WAS LIKE YEAH HAHAHAH and then proceeded so I was wondering if you wanted to go to the Grand Stands with me and a couple of friends. AND I HAD NEVER HEARD OF IT AND I THOUGHT IT WAS A FOOTBALL THING SO I WAS LIKE I've never heard of that what is it? AND THE KID REPLIES WITH It's a haunted place. SO ME NOT EVEN THNKING JUST AGREED BECAUSE THE LORD AND HIS PARENTS BLESSED HIM WITH THE SMILE EYES HAIR FACE BODY EVERYTHING
I DO NOT DO WELL WITH HAUNTED THINGS. I ALWAYS SCREAM. I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS IS GOING TO WORK AND I JUST PRAY I WON'T PEE MY PANTS.
Also I was explaining to my friends how excited i was and I was jumping for joy bc seriously this kid is amazing and THE ENTIRE TIME HIS FRIENDS WERE WATCHING ME AND COULD HEAR ME AND WERE MAKING FUN OF ME SO I PRAY TTO GOD THEY DON'T TELL HIM. THIS IS SO AWKWARD. WHY. WHY DO I HAVE TO BE WEIRD.
Let me tell you a little story
When I was little
I had a speech impairment
I couldn't say a lot of letters
I trembled a lot
Everything was so hard for me that should have been easy
Of course I got made fun of
I was 8 years old and I still couldn't talk like everyone else
I took speech classes every day
My teachers and parents pushed me
I never gave up
I practiced my pronunciation everyday
And I was determined to teach my mouth how to talk clearly
I had so much to say but people had a hard time understanding me
I continued speech class
By the time I was 10 years old
My speech was a whole lot better
After all my hard work of trying to speak more clearly
It worked
Today I have straight A's
I speak clearly
And you would have never known I had a hard time speaking when i was little
But the moral of the story is
That if I wouldn't of keeped on trying
And if my parents wouldn't of pushed me
I may not have improved
Don't let an imperfect or fault let you down
Some you can't fix
But some you can
Not everyone's situation is the same
But in mine motivation and hard work paid off in the end
I'm glad I had extra classes to help my speech
And I'm not ashamed of it
It shaped me into the person I am today
When I was little
I had a speech impairment
I couldn't say a lot of letters
I trembled a lot
Everything was so hard for me that should have been easy
Of course I got made fun of
I was 8 years old and I still couldn't talk like everyone else
I took speech classes every day
My teachers and parents pushed me
I never gave up
I practiced my pronunciation everyday
And I was determined to teach my mouth how to talk clearly
I had so much to say but people had a hard time understanding me
I continued speech class
By the time I was 10 years old
My speech was a whole lot better
After all my hard work of trying to speak more clearly
It worked
Today I have straight A's
I speak clearly
And you would have never known I had a hard time speaking when i was little
But the moral of the story is
That if I wouldn't of keeped on trying
And if my parents wouldn't of pushed me
I may not have improved
Don't let an imperfect or fault let you down
Some you can't fix
But some you can
Not everyone's situation is the same
But in mine motivation and hard work paid off in the end
I'm glad I had extra classes to help my speech
And I'm not ashamed of it
It shaped me into the person I am today
"Don't say that. You know how much you mean to me. I'm
sorry it's not in the way that you
want, but that's just how it is. You're my best friend. At least, you used to be. And still
sometimes are . . . when you let your guard
"I know. Why else would I put up with all of your crap?"down.
"He smiled the old smile that I loved. "I'm always that," he promised.
Even when I don't . . . behave as well as I should. Underneath, I'm always in here."
want, but that's just how it is. You're my best friend. At least, you used to be. And still
sometimes are . . . when you let your guard
"I know. Why else would I put up with all of your crap?"down.
"He smiled the old smile that I loved. "I'm always that," he promised.
Even when I don't . . . behave as well as I should. Underneath, I'm always in here."
Story time. There was this one night. My family all went out to eat without me.
I was ready to end my life, and I went on kik to say goodbye.
You wouldn't let me go.
You told me how much I meant to you and how you wouldn't let me kill myself.
Even though I was probably a pain, you stayed with me. I didn't feel like eating that night, but I clearly remember you telling me to eat something. Anything.
You saved me that night and I am forever thankful for that.
Once upon a time, there was this foolish traveller, who’d
gone on a journey, why was he foolish, well because he was fooled
by everyone he met. “Please some money for medicine”
said an old lady, and he gave money to her. Everywhere he went
people made up all kinds of sad stories to tell him, and the
traveller fell for every one of them, “I have a sick younger
sister” a little girl said to him, “I don’t have
money to buy seeds to plant in my fields” a man said to him,
and he gave to them each something of his. Pretty soon his money,
his clothes, even his shoes had been cheated away from him, but the
foolish traveller was always glad to help, and he always told
people the same thing, he said, “I wish you happiness”.
But by this point though, the traveller was completely naked, and
with nothing left to cover himself, he decided to leave the main
road and travel through the dense forest, where no one could see
him. But soon he was discovered by the goblins that lived in the
woods. The goblins wanted to eat the traveller’s body, so
they begged, and they pleaded, and they used kind words to try and
trick him, of course, the traveller was fooled, first he let the
goblins eat one of his legs, then an arm, then more and more,
before it was over, all the traveller had left was his head.
He’d even given his eyes away to the last of the goblins, and
as that last goblin was eating the traveller’s eyes, he
turned and said “Thank you traveller, in return I leave you
this present”, what the goblin left was a slip of paper with
the word “fool” written on it. The traveller
couldn’t see it, he didn’t know what it was, even so,
tears began to float of his face. “Thank you” he said,
“This is the first present anyone’s ever given me,
I’m so happy, I’m so happy thank you”. Even
without his eyes, he cried and he cried great tears of joy. Then
the traveller died… the smile is still on his face.
…I feel so sorry for him, see… lost, hardship, things
like that, you can’t really focus on them. The traveller
didn’t, he never thought about his own troubles at all, I
imagine that it probably does sound foolish to some people, but not
to me. I don’t think he’s foolish at all, even though
other people would probably think he was being tricked, I
don’t think he was, I think he did exactly what he wanted to
do… I think more than anything he just wanted to make other
people happy.
~ Fruits Basket
~ Fruits Basket
Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up, it knows it must outrun the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning in Africa, a lion wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the slowest gazelle, or it will starve. It doesn’t matter whether you’re the lion or a gazelle-when the sun comes up, you’d better be running.
Oh my god I like just can't get over the fact that this b*tch
did such crazy stuff two years ago and now is completely different
like that is just so werid she is definitely not human
#I'mFunny
yes. this is a true story. and i had to mention it because it shows how ridiculous people can be. this girl lives in the neighborhood next to me i'm just terrified to see her now. lol
yes. this is a true story. and i had to mention it because it shows how ridiculous people can be. this girl lives in the neighborhood next to me i'm just terrified to see her now. lol
