Best Survey Quotes This Year

THE
"earth"
WITHOUT
"art"
IS
JUST
"eh."



         
                    Look how they shine for you.
 
                                                     
              I watch the night
                            turn light blue
                 but it's not the same
                                     without you.

         
                  
 
Guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
Guys: eww fat chicks

Guys: 
why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish ugh it's so stupid
Guys: 
ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis they need to be feminine ugh

Guys: 
why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
Guys: eww you look gross are you sick?? tired?? Dying???                                       

Guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
Guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen b/tch thats not gonna get u a husband

Guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs and stuff cmon lighten up
Guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how f/cking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries??
                   





Kiss me and you will see stars; love me and I will show them to you.



 

Crying is the only way your eyes speak
when your mouth can't explain how things
made your heart broken.
Gif taken by AnaCastro196



❝  I WISH I WAS ENOUGH FOR SOMEONE.
                                                   ❞
I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy
because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless,
and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that.
- Robin Williams
Hey Everyone!  I need some help with Witty.

More than two thirds of the people who visit Witty are now using a phone or other small mobile device.  If Witty is to prosper again, it needs to look great on mobile.

The question I have is: How do I deal with "fancy" formats on mobile?  Most of the current formats are too wide to fit on mobile and become unreadable.  Should only the desktop version of the site have the fancy formats and the mobile site just be plain text?  Should I convert fancy formats to images that get shrunken to display on the mobile site?  Maybe you have a better idea.  Comment please!

Steve
We're all brave until
we realize the cockroach
has wings.
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