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pros to being a jellyfish-

ur cute n beautiful you never have to go to college ur parents dont judge u ur allowed 2 be sassy dont get near my tentacles silly boys ill kill you whats a gender u just look amazing and float around all day wooooo

cons to being a jellyfish-



Dont poke me on facebook

dont missionary postion poke me

dont poke me standing up

just dont poke me at all

if you do

i'll find you

and kick you in the throat.



i'm seriously considering filling my pockets with
glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude, i'll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and realease the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid.

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