SERIOUSLY. READ.
Today this guy dressed immaculately in a fine, tailored
suit walked into my school and entered a ninth grade class. He then
claimed he was an agent of the CIA and asked all the kids to hand
over their cell phones. He said that there was an underage s3x
video circulating (which is true) and he was assigned to check the
phones of students to make sure that they did not have the video
and would not contribute in the disseminating of it. So the
confused and suspicious kids pulled out their smart and non
smartphones. To make things even more suspicious, the guy collected
only the expensive smartphones, telling the others that their
non-smartphones won't be necessary.
A boy who sat in the back of the class, and who had hidden his
phone, quickly pulled it out and texted his mother about the
situation, asking her if he should give his phone to the 'CIA
agent'. The suspicious mother immediately called the police
station to clarify. In a matter of minutes, a police car with three
policemen pulled up, the sirens screeching. They arrested the poser
and charged him for attempted theft.
But, seriously? Did he sit down in his living room and conjure up
this plan? Really? The human race never fails to surprise me each
and every day.