Best Wow Quotes This Month


If I ever become famous I’m going to create a fake account on
twitter 
and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and I will be like bffs
with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea
it’s me 
and then one day I would call them on skype and see the
blood run out of their faces



Have you ever just wanted to own a balcony
so you could walk out like they do in the movies
and open your doors with the curtains blowing in
the wind and take a deep refreshing breath and
just smile

 


This poem was written by an eight grade boy.
Our Generation
Our generation will be known for nothing
Never will anybody say,
We were the peak of mankind.
That is wrong, the truth is
Our generation was a failure.
Thinking that
We actually succeeded
Is a waste. And we know
Living only for money and power
Is the way to go.
Being loving, respectful, and kind
Is a dumb thing to do.
Forgetting about that time,
Will not be easy, but we will try.
Changing our world for the better
Is something we never did.
Giving up
Was how we handled our problems.
Working hard
Was a joke.
We knew that
People thought we couldn't come back.
That might be true,
Unless we turn things around.
(Read from the bottom to top now)

 



Candace: MOM PHINEAS AND FERB SHUTDOWN THE GOVERNMENT
Today, after my shift at the aquarium, I had changed out of my uniform and was sitting down at a table waiting for one friend while texting another. While I was waiting for a reply, I noticed a group of kids around 15 or 16 years old walk by me. They started whispering to each other, and one of them walked over to me. In a strong country accent he said "hey. I noticed that you're way too pretty to be sitting alone. Just saying." He started to back up, and I started to wonder if he had vision problems. Then I looked at the group of friends and realized they were laughing. It was a dare. Great. Way to make my day .-.

Wait puberty hold on
you forgot the part where I become attractive 

People are like formats.
The prettquotes aren't always the best. 

These two kids in math class were hitting each other with pencils
and my teacher glared at them and said
“Could you try to be a little more mature?” 

So one of them screamed
“TAXES”
and punched the other kid in the face


*On my deathbed*

Nurse: Do you have any last words?

Me: I………regret…being so…mean……and...heartless..

*The light goes out of my eyes*

*A small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*The paper says one word only*

"Sike"

How many

tampons

would it take

to absorb

the whole

ocean?



There are about 1,260,000,000,000,000,000,000 liters of water on earth, and 98% of that water is found in the oceans. 

So 98% of that would be 1,234,800,000,000,000,000,000 liters.

If the average tampon can hold 10 cmof water, then it would take 1.2348 x 1023 tampons.

1.2348 x 1023 = 123,480,000,000,000,000,000,000


We need

 123,480,000,000,000,000,000,000

tampons.


 
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