Lyrics Quote #15833
all quotes · lyrics ·

A elephant and a camel are standing by each other. The elephant

A elephant and a camel are standing by each other.
The elephant turns the the camel and says
"Why do you have b00bs or your back??"
The camel turns back with a glare on her face and says,
"That sounds common coming from someone with a d!ck on their face"

(c) mIzZ LiLo MeH*

Be the first to comment on this quote.

1 Wittian likes this

<
Next >

toxiccrayon08

posted March 29, 2004 at 4:29pm UTC tagged with lyrics

more quotes by toxiccrayon08

Sun-tan toes ticklin' the sand. Cold drink chillin in mah rite hand. Watchin u sleep in the evenin lite restin up fer a long long nite. when the sun goes down we'll be groovin when the sun goes down when the sun goes be feelin alrite when the sun sinks down over the water everything gets hotter when the sun goes down. all day long just takin it easy layin in the hammock were its nice en breasy en sleepin off the nite b4 cuz when the sun goes we'll be bak for more. When the sun goes down we'll be groovin when the sun goes down when the sun goes be feelin alrite when the sun sinks down over the water everything gets hotter when the sun goes down. *break* This old guitar en mah dark sunglasses This sweet concoction as smooth as molases Nothing to do but breath all day Until the big moon rises en it's time to play... When the sun goes down we'll be groovin when the sun goes down when the sun goes be feelin alrite when the sun sinks down over the water everything gets hotter when the sun goes down. WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN When the sun goes down we'll be groovin when the sun goes down when the sun goes be feelin alrite when the sun sinks down over the water everything gets hotter when the sun goes down. yeahhh When the sun goes down... we'll be groovin when the sun goes down be feelin alrite when the sun sinks down over the water everything gets hotter when the sun goes down. When the sun goes down... we'll be groovin when the sun goes down we'll be feelin alrite when the sun sinks down over the water she thinks Kracker's sexy when the sun goes down. Hmm Hmmm Hmmm.... We'll be feelin' alrite When the sun sinks down, over the water Uncle Kenny's hotter when the sun goes down... -=-When the Sun Goes Down-=- *~Kenny Chesney w/ Uncle Kracker~*
[[Thru the wind en the Rain]] -*thru the laughter and pain*- ~*Count on me*~ -=-en when life isn't fair -=- * en theres nobody there* *~I will be~* ((in a world or prentenders)) *-*I'll never surrender*-* ^*^En when it all comes down^*^ ~*i'll be the last one*~ .:.::standing::.:. .:.:Emerson Drive:.:. *Last one Standing*

related quotes

We met in kindergarten. We were best friends. She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why. I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it. She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny. We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper, "I like your eyes." One day, I was playing basketball, waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me. Suddenly, I got a phone call. It was her mom. She was in a panic. I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like, "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!" I had no clue what happened, so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on. I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive. I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere. Then I saw her, Kelsey. My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her. "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying. I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it. Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away, the main source of blood coming from her head. I went to the hospital that night, I went every night. in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it. The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused. It was all my fault. If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her, she wouldn't be going through this. It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up. On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open. "Kelsey?" I called. She wasn't quite awake yet. Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside. I did, for a few hours. One of the doctors finally came out saying, "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?" "Yes," I whispered. He bit his lip. "She woke up, she's fine, but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss." "Are you serious?" I almost shouted. "I'm afraid so." I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't. I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again. "You can go see her if you want, but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom." I walked in, trembling in horror. I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept. I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again. I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out. Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered, "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, & stays on purpose.
When guys get jealous it's kinda cute (': When girls get jealous World war III is about to start.
Only ninjas can read this quote. Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja. To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE