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mine ;D
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First Birthday; She looks into his eyes in daycare Second Birthday; They go to the candy store and share a gummy worm Third Birthday; They go to the toy store and he picks out a teddy bear for her Fourth Birthday; They go to Chuckie Cheese's and he gives her some of his tickets Fifth Birthday; They go to the park and he pushes the swing for her Sixth Birthday; They're in first grade and they're dotting each others i's and crossing each others t's Seventh Birthday; They're sharing a seat on the school bus Eighth Birthday; He's showing her his collection of comic books Ninth Birthday; They're at the pet store playing with a puppy and naming it together Tenth Birthday; They're watching the premiere of High School Musical Eleventh Birthday; They're laughing at the penguins at the zoo Twelfth Birthday; They're sitting next to each other at the foot ball game Thirteenth Birthday; They're at an amusement park and she has her first kiss on the Ferris Wheel Fourteenth Birthday; They go to a haunted house and he holds her hand the whole time Fifteenth Birthday; They're at the movie theatre watching The Last Song Sixteenth Birthday; She has the first dance with him at her Sweet Sixteenth Seventeenth Birthday; They go out to dinner and share a plate of spaghetti Eighteenth Birthday; She's cheering for him at the Homecoming game Nineteenth Birthday; They go to prom together and get crowned prom queen and king Twentieth Birthday; They're sitting on the beach making a sand castle Twenty First Birthday; He's down on one knee asking her to marry him mine:D
I just love that fat guy in Lilo and Stitch who always drops his ice cream. Mine BEOTCHEZ ;)
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We met in kindergarten. We were best friends. She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why. I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it. She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny. We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper, "I like your eyes." One day, I was playing basketball, waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me. Suddenly, I got a phone call. It was her mom. She was in a panic. I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like, "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!" I had no clue what happened, so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on. I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive. I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere. Then I saw her, Kelsey. My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her. "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying. I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it. Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away, the main source of blood coming from her head. I went to the hospital that night, I went every night. in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it. The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused. It was all my fault. If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her, she wouldn't be going through this. It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up. On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open. "Kelsey?" I called. She wasn't quite awake yet. Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside. I did, for a few hours. One of the doctors finally came out saying, "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?" "Yes," I whispered. He bit his lip. "She woke up, she's fine, but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss." "Are you serious?" I almost shouted. "I'm afraid so." I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't. I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again. "You can go see her if you want, but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom." I walked in, trembling in horror. I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept. I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again. I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out. Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered, "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, & stays on purpose.
When guys get jealous it's kinda cute (': When girls get jealous World war III is about to start.
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