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Bacon is bacon and eggs are eggs.. Don't let a guy between

Bacon is bacon and eggs are eggs..
Don't let a guy between your legs.
He says your hot and that you're fine.
Nine months later he'll say "That's not mine."

 

Man I love my Friend. :)

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LilSexyMomma 1 decade ago
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Lis he is made cause I'm dating D and he's like you just fooked my life and I wanna fooking die I think i'm going to and I'm like freaking out! I don't want him to kill himselve but he's with her he doesn't need me!
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liseebabe123 1 decade ago
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Uhhgg Oh well he told me he loves me and he still wants to me :p lol
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LilSexyMomma 1 decade ago
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I'm Sorry Baby!!! He has been more.... Idk. But instead of pushing me away like he was he's bringing me closer. I don't know if i wanna do that cause then he will end up pushing me away again. And Forget about the Sydney thing!! It's over with. She told ou to text him!! And he's just being extra safe. Idk Lisee Baby!! I really wish I had some advice for you Darlin but I don't. :(
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liseebabe123 1 decade ago
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Halie..... Idk if I love our friend anynore since he has been talking to that bitchh js. adn teling her I have been getting mixed feelings.....and since Sydney uhhhg he wont text me and Im so sad :'(
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posted November 15, 2010 at 7:22pm UTC tagged with funny

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