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I'm sorry i ruined our lives. . . & crammed 11 cookies

I'm sorry i ruined our lives. . .
& crammed 11 cookies in the VCR.

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posted December 15, 2010 at 10:21pm UTC tagged with funny

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"She's our new hizzidy house mother. && She's gonna be hizzy dizzy. . . here all the time." ♥
What is love? Love is a temporary madness. It erupts like a earthquake, then subsides. And when it subsides, you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots have become so entwined together, That it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is. Love is not breathlessness. It is not excitement. It is not the promises of eternal passion. That is just being "in love ". Which any of us can convince ourselves we are. Love itself is what's left over, when being in love, has burned away. And this is both an art, and a fortunate accident. Or so I imagine it. nine;changed some things