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haymaylove 1 decade ago

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Shadeyboo 1 decade ago

i'm the 69th fave x]

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posted March 29, 2011 at 5:17pm UTC tagged with funny

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Best pick-up lines ever (: 1. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. 2. I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can sure make your bed rock! 3. Excuse me, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house? 4. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. 5. You must be the reason for global warming because you are hot! 6. Can I read your T-shirt in brail? 7. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can see myself in your pants. 8. I have skittles in my mouth, want to taste the rainbow? 9. If you were a new sandwich at McDonalds, you would be called Mcgorgeous. 10. If I told you that you have a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me? 11. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 12. Are you wearing space pants, because your butt is out of this world! 13. Did you just fart? Cuz you blew me away! 14. If you were my homework, I'd do you on the table. 15. Is your name Campbell, cuz your mmmm mmmm good! 16. Do you work for UPS, cuz I swear I just saw you looking at my package. 17. Well theres the exit, will you go out with me? 18. Baby, I'm like taco bell. I'll spice up your night. 19. We should save water and shower together.
G e t t i n ' a "hello beautiful" text can make any terrible day amazing

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