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dear Chuck Norris, Yeah, I can barbecue underwater. sincerely,

dear Chuck Norris,
Yeah, I can barbecue underwater.
sincerely, Spongebob

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posted April 6, 2011 at 4:27pm UTC tagged with funny

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dear Harry Potter, I want your magic wand in my chamber of secrets ;) sincerely, Ginny Weasley
I've always dreamt of a a guy who would kiss me in the pouring rain text me on christmas and say "all i asked santa for was you." not call me "babe" or "baby", but hun, love me for me miss me whenever i'm not around hold my hand in the mall stop by after a snow storm so we can build snowmen all afternoon make fun of me for being a clutz point out clouds that he thinks look like hearts. take walks with me just because we want to get out be able to handle me when i'm pms-ing but, right now, i just want a decent guy, who will treat me right. i don't need him yet, because this is just high school, and my guy, my prince, is probably still looking for me ♥

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