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HOW TO KILL A ZOMBIE 1. CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON 2. AIM FOR THE HEAD

HOW TO KILL A ZOMBIE
1. CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON
2. AIM FOR THE HEAD
3. DON'T MISS

CUZ I HAVE XPEIRIENCE LOL

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posted April 21, 2011 at 1:33pm UTC tagged with funny

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umm...heyy guys this might be a little long but PLEASE read it i need help... ok soo my best friend taylor has liked this kid liam for a year and she thought she had his phone nunber and was txting him ...theyy were flirting and he asked her to send a picture of her boobs and since hes an upper classman she thought in order to get him she had to impress sent them and yesterday was exactly a year since they have been txting (they have never actually talked in person and ik it is kind of bizarre and he does go to our school and hes on the football team) soo anyway yesterday i was txting one of his friends kyle and he was with liam soo i was like hahaha im pretty sure liam hates me (just kidding arounnd) and soo he replys noo he doesnt hate you soo i was like cool and he said you should txt him soo he has your number sooo i txted the number that i had in my phone and a kid txted back sayin wtf u freshman are soo gay honestly it was supposed to be a big joke...now im all confused soo i ask kyle whats going onn and he said ohh last year we were gonna pull a prank on taylor and giver her scotts number soo that she thought that its liams...soo my best friend in the entire world sent boob picks to the wrong kid and the worse part is that the whole football team new about it and had to wait a year till they grew some balls and said something....guys are douchbagss and think tht it is ok to screww with girls brains and now she is calling me and crying threatening to cut herself this is a problem.....* please just leave some comments on advice for me but mostley her !!! or anything else that might be helpful i would really appresiate it !!! thnx soo much guys
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HOW TO KILL A ZOMBIE 1. CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON 2. AIM FOR THE HEAD

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