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The little mermaid only wears seashells because she outgrew her
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because she outgrew
her B-shells.
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paulyG500
1 decade ago
haha wow nice one;)
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rachellynn_7
1 decade ago
It makes more sense when you say it out loud
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KatSaysRawrr
1 decade ago
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Sea shells (C-Shells=C-Cups as in bras) B-Shells=B-Cups(:
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redapplecandy
1 decade ago
I dont wanna sound dumb here but can someone explain it.. Because i dont get it at all !!
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seabreeze22
1 decade ago
rachel this is fabbb <3 you!!!
-T
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whateveryousay1234
1 decade ago
hehehehe!:)
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ellarosemartinez
1 decade ago
I thought it was because she couldn't fit into D-shells :P
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XxcaliforniababexX
1 decade ago
ahaha true genius!
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iSpeakTheTruth
1 decade ago
HHAHAHAHHHAHA. I Love This !
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dramaticafro2010
1 decade ago
haha rachel i faved this, laughed then looked down and saw it was yours!
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rachellynn_7
1 decade ago
thankyouuu(: i got it from my brother, he's sooo funnyyy haha, but yeah, thanks<3
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justmystories
1 decade ago
haaaaa i loveee this!!!!
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sunflowerhun51
1 decade ago
haha that made me laugh out loud lol
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Sea shells (C-Shells=C-Cups as in bras) B-Shells=B-Cups(:
-T