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that awkward moment when your brother tries shoving his cleavage

that awkward moment when your brother tries shoving his cleavage in your face......oh i love my twin<3

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allieKat116 1 decade ago

Hahahaha no, but he was pretending to have some. it was super funny

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ThisUsernameSucks_Stories 1 decade ago

...your brother has cleavage?...

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allieKat116 1 decade ago

Yep! hes basically like my best friend:)

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posted July 20, 2011 at 9:09pm UTC tagged with funny

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Write me something beautiful. Tell me that you'll always love me. Sing me that song that reminds you of me. Hold my hand like you do when you're trying to be protective. Smile down at me, then glance away to laugh at something I said, and then turn your attention straight back to me, your eyes penetrating through mine. Ah yes, that feeling is so overwhelming that I get shivers just thinking about it. Hug me as if you're scared I'll let go and never come back. Kiss me as if there's no tomorrow. Give me that look in your eye when you're ready to compete with someone. You're so confident. You've let me in on secrets that you have never told anyone else. Let me hold you while you cry. There is nothing wrong with sensitivity, my dear, and please, stop denying that just because you're a man. I am the only one who has ever seen you shed a tear. It's nourishing for one to let emotions out. You said I am the only one, so let me be there. I'm sorry if I sound selfish, but I just need to know that this is true. That this is all real.

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We met in kindergarten. We were best friends. She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why. I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it. She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny. We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper, "I like your eyes." One day, I was playing basketball, waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me. Suddenly, I got a phone call. It was her mom. She was in a panic. I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like, "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!" I had no clue what happened, so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on. I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive. I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere. Then I saw her, Kelsey. My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her. "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying. I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it. Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away, the main source of blood coming from her head. I went to the hospital that night, I went every night. in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it. The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused. It was all my fault. If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her, she wouldn't be going through this. It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up. On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open. "Kelsey?" I called. She wasn't quite awake yet. Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside. I did, for a few hours. One of the doctors finally came out saying, "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?" "Yes," I whispered. He bit his lip. "She woke up, she's fine, but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss." "Are you serious?" I almost shouted. "I'm afraid so." I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't. I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again. "You can go see her if you want, but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom." I walked in, trembling in horror. I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept. I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again. I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out. Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered, "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."
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