Random Beauty Tip #1 Never make makeup a necessity. If it's

Never make makeup a necessity.  If it's 8AM on a Saturday morning
and your parents drag you out of bed to go to Wal-Mart,  don't get all
done up.  Throw on some sweats, put your hair in a bun, and go to
effing Wal-Mart.   If someone makes a comment, just say, "Beeotch,
please, I watched cartoons all morning.  All you did was watch your
curling iron heat up."

BAM, you're instantly awesome.