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posted November 1, 2011 at 4:02pm UTC tagged with
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more quotes by xoprettylittlesmileox
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real men wear pink
NO, REAL MEN KNOW HOW TO TREAT THEIR GIRL RIGHT. [NMF]
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I'M THE GIRL THAT
Picks her nail polish off as soon as it dries.
Goes to Bath & Body Works just to walk out, muttering about $30 soap under her breath.
Holds her breath when the characters in the movie go underwater.
Can spin in the desk chair for hours and never get dizzy.
Likes for her face color to match the rest of her body.
Belts out her own words to the song, because the lyricist didn't know what the f**k he was talking about anyway.
Refuses to cry, because it's the worst feeling in the world.
Uses her phone as an awkward conversation deflector.
Shops at Pacsun, Anthropologie, Hollister, HotTopic, Forever 21, and Earthbound because f**k stereotypes.
Absentmindedly talks to her cat.
And herself.
Would choose Horror over a Chick-Flick any day.
Reads books from cover to cover without a single break.
Wants a boyfriend that's more like a best friend, than an awkward serious romantic dude.
Waits for the movie to start before she eats her popcorn.
Likes the sound of shoes on pavement.
IS A REAL HUMAN BEING.
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We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
"I like your eyes."
One day, I was playing basketball,
waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
Suddenly, I got a phone call.
It was her mom. She was in a panic.
I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
"Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
I had no clue what happened,
so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
Then I saw her, Kelsey.
My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
"Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
the main source of blood coming from her head.
I went to the hospital that night,
I went every night.
in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
It was all my fault.
If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
she wouldn't be going through this.
It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
"Kelsey?" I called.
She wasn't quite awake yet.
Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
I did, for a few hours.
One of the doctors finally came out saying,
"I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
"Yes," I whispered.
He bit his lip.
"She woke up, she's fine,
but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
"Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
"I'm afraid so."
I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
"You can go see her if you want,
but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
I walked in, trembling in horror.
I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
"I don't know you, but I like your eyes."
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I want a person who
comes into my life by accident,
& stays on purpose.
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When guys get jealous
it's kinda cute (':
When girls get jealous
World war III is about to start.
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Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE
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