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there are nine million bicycles in beijing,thats a fact.......i
there are nine million bicycles in beijing,thats a fact.......i counted them :D
lol! jk! i dont count bicycles!
i count chickens <3 xxx :D
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posted December 21, 2011 at 4:00pm UTC tagged with
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yes they're crazy weird funny helarious mental and gay, but they're my friends so its ok <3
The story of Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden..... my way. God: ADAM!!! YOU HAVE EATEN FOOD OF THE SACRED TREE I TOLD YOU NEVER TO EAT FROM THAT TREE!! ( Adam looks down and relises what he has just done ) Adam:.....................................................whoops! Eve: ohhh........u need some ice for that burn?!?!!!!!!?
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