AT THE BEACH
me: ew you should not be wearing a bikini
me: you're hot but i'm too lazy to talk to
you
me: oh
there goes adele just rolling in the deep
me: why
is it so hot its making me sweaty and unnattractive
me: sand.
in. my. butt.
me: sand.
in. my. sandwich.
me: sand.
everywhere.
me: can
i go home now
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lmao
my parents got me up at 5am to go to the beach, and we stayed there til like 2pm :'D