*Jungle explorer describing the habitat and behavior of a wild

*Jungle explorer describing the habitat and behavior of a wild hug*
Hugs are a wild, WILD animal. They lurk in the most unforgiving habitat... A person's mind... But they are able to mobilize and become physical... As Dylan says, "Imagine riding a bike"... That is not what it is like... But it mobilizes out of the fear compassion of what the person it clings onto will think of it... And so the wild hug will attack its enemy by mobilizing and attaches itself onto the target who will then either say "Wtf!!!" or "AWWW thanks!!!" That is where the the hug will live for about three seconds... then it will detach and leave until the next opportunity arises...
   And that folks is why we always accept hugs.
:) For all the girls out there who know i'm an idiot! And guys that think im incredibly strange!
Or, just maybe for someone who thinks I am not such an idiot... maybe...