Dear ninjas, Heres your
next assignment:
Who ever the next person to text you
is, no matter who they are or what they say, this should be your
response:
"You took care of the body last night, right?"
Then comment their response(:
Dear ninjas, Heres your
next assignment:
Who ever the next person to text you
is, no matter who they are or what they say, this should be your
response:
"You took care of the body last night, right?"
Then comment their response(:
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Friend: Yes, I ate it
I love her :P
boyfriend; what body?!
me: wrong person...
boyfriend: kay well.. i gtg
me: ;)
boyfriend: dont text me or ever look at me every again :p
me: maddd
Friend: yes, yes I did.
LMFAOOOO
Random person online: Which one, the one i killed or the one you killed?
Me: Both >:}
Him: I put beer bottles in their hands and stuffed their mouths with drugs so it looked like an overdose, and sent them naked down the stream >:D
Friend : What body ? :o
bestfriend: pshh what body i don't know what you are talking about
me: you took care of the body right please tell me you did
boyfriend: Babe of course I did I don't want you in jail.
me: *sigh* thank god
boyfriend: I also washed the dagger and burned it
me: I love you
boyfriend:I know
me: btw what did you do with the body
boyfriend: Buried it in the backyard of your exboyfriend
friend: ...F*ck
me: You didn't do it?! Dude come on...
friend: I'm sorry! Caitlin told me to take care of the other one!
me: WHAT? I never agreed to have her in on this mission! Ugh..whatever, just, please take care of him before the cops get suspicious. I'll take care of the money. Okay?
friend: THE GIRL CAME BACK TO KILL THE OTHER ONE!!
me: ...he was already dead.
friend:
me: Wtf is happening?
friend:
me: I think it's the Zombie Apocalypse!!
friend: oh dear god.
friend: ANOTHER A7X SONG!!
me: We are going to get our brains and innards eaten by zombies and all you can do is think of A7X??
friend:
me: THAT'S IT! I have had it! YOU'RE FIRED.
friend: FINE!
me: FINE!
:P gotta love us.
Friend- Mhmmm don't worry
Friend Of course i did :-)
Me Where?
Friend:Up your butt and around the corner, go fetch!
Her: About that, I hid it in your back yard, don't bother trying to put it somewhere else I already called the cops. I have the money and I'm going to Rio.
Me: HOW COULD YOU! WE WERE IN THIS TOGETHER.
Her: Not anymore, we ain't!
Big Bro:Yea of course I remebered.
And this is why I love him :)
her: yeah i buried it on the beach with the others
me: okay good
her: you still have the knife?
me: no its in the bottom of the ocean
her: okay good that should erase all the fingerprints
me: yeah but its on the bottom of the ocean so it wont matter
her-what r u talking about?:)
Me- Answer me I don't feel like goin 2 jail!!!!!
her- dumb what u talking about?
Me- did u hid the body?
Her- we will talk about this later
her: Yep
me: Where'd you hide it?
her: That's for me to know and you to never find out!
me: I thought we were in this together!
her: Nope not anymore hahaha
me: It's in my yard isn't it.
her: Maybe...
me: BUT THE COPS WILL FIND IT AND WE'LL GET ARRESTED!
her: No you'll get arrested cuz there's no proof I did it!
me: I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS YOU SAID IF WE GOT CAUGHT WE'D BOTH TAKE THE BLAME?!
her: Nope I was lying! Hahaha
me: ...you called the cops on me didn't you
me: You did! I hear them!
me: Now I have to go to Canada thank you very f*cking much.
her: APRIL FOOLS! That's not the police it's me making strange noises into a megaphone!
me: Haha very funny. But you took care of it right...
her: Haha you're weird...
butyes.
hahaha♥