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School uses a lot of paper. Paper comes from trees. Trees give
School uses a lot of paper. Paper comes from trees. Trees give us oxygen.
Oh great, the teachers are trying to kill us.
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posted April 27, 2012 at 2:35pm UTC tagged with
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Me: *walks into school* Me: So when can I leave?
Me: I should go on a diet. Me: *eats cake* Me: *eats dounut* Me: *eats burger* Me; *eats ice cream* Me: *eats cookie* Me: *eats a piece of lettuce* Me: Well that should all balance out, right?