Me: Your a b#ch. Girl: Well, a b##ch is a female dog, a female

Me: Your a b#ch.
Girl: Well, a b##ch is a female dog, a female dog barks, bark is nature, nature is beautiful, so thanks.
Me: Actually, A b#ch is a female dog, a female dog barks, bark is a sound, sound is in the air, polloution is in the air, everyone hates polloution, so everyone hates you.