Guy: Do you ever think that you are on the same planet as the

Guy: Do you ever think that you are on the same planet as the person you are going to marry?
Me: I've never really thought of it what do you think they are doing right now?
Guy: Well i know what my future wife is doing ;)
Me: What ;)
Guy: Well I'm texting her right now :)
Me: aww really?? you think we are going to get married?
Guy:....I'm talking about your best friends...I'm talking to her right now
Me: Oh.......Well then