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when i brush my hair, I can pull as hard as I want and it wont

when i brush my hair,
I can pull as hard as I want and it wont hurt,
When someone else brushes my hair its
like they are pulling my friggen scalp off.

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posted July 23, 2012 at 1:06am UTC tagged with funny

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So today after school, he grinned, grabbed my hand, and whispered, "come on, we're going somewhere" and skipped with me down the hallway, out to the front of the school, and around the back , spinning in circles and leaping and laughing the whole time. we took each others hands and spun in circles, but i tripped over my own feet, tumbling and falling onto the grass, dragging him with me. i was half sitting up and he was kneeling down beside me. we laughed for a minute, completely out of breath & just wonderstruck. he took my hand, brushed my hair out of my face and looked deep in my eyes and told me he loved me, and he always has, and he used to see beautiful girls everywhere but the only girl he sees when he's walking down the halls is me now. i mean the world to him and that would never change. i was at a loss for words, and all i could muster was "i love you" and he tilted my chin towards him, looked straight in my eyes, and kissed me softly. it was my first kiss, and my whole world came tumbling down all at once and i just melted and all the other people surrounding us just disappeared into the background because what did they matter and all i could think was how happy to be in this very moment and i wanted to stay here forever and ever and ever and i never wanted to grow up or be with anyone else ever again and my mind was spinning a thousand miles an hour & i could have died right then and there & been completely happy with my life. more than happy. i love him. lol jk i dropped my pencil and he picked it up for me

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