"The republicans drove our country into a ditch. So we

"The republicans
drove our country into a ditch. So we got down there, we put on our boots and we pushed and we shove and were sweating. And there's the republicans watching us, sipping on a slurpee. They were pointing at us saying: 'how come your not pushing harder? How come your not pushing faster?' When we finally got the car on level ground and heading in the right direction, they see the scratches and shout to everyone: 'Look what these guys did to your car!' And then they've got the nerve to ask for the keys back. I dont want to give them the keys back. They dont know how to drive."
-Barack Obama

I don't care how much you hate Obama, he has a way with his metaphors.