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its funny how people think that all british people drink tea

its funny how people think that all british people drink tea with the queen and speak poshly but more then half of us never met the queen and dont say ellow mate we say hi or wagwan and we dont have a posh acsent -british people

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supergreenmissqueen

posted January 12, 2013 at 3:08pm UTC tagged with funny

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