Funny Quote #6598902
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Me 50% of the time: I want to do well in school and make my parents

Me 50% of the time: I want to do well in school and make my parents proud and wear pretty clothes and do yoga and drink green tea and be in control of my life
Me the other 50%: I want to drink too much and not care about anyone and kiss boys whose names I don't remember and always go out with my friends and be out of control
Me actually: *sitting in my bed, Wittying, listening to music or watching TV, eating, crying, doing nothing all day long*

8 Comments

*nerium* 1 decade ago
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Basically.
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niCol22 1 decade ago
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This is my life..
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MaxEatsCrayons 1 decade ago
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This is sad because it's true..
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Starcrossed* 1 decade ago
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My life in a quote...
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AnnaBranum 1 decade ago
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That awkward moment when you are drinking green tea while reading this.....
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lilbit3 1 decade ago
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omg this is so me. This completely matches my life.
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mrslillyhoran 1 decade ago
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I literally thought I was the only one. This is my lifee
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LiliBlackHeart 1 decade ago
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Lol I just saw this on tumblr
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