skinny person: omg, my diet's going horrible...i'm only supposed

skinny person: omg, my diet's going horrible...i'm only supposed to have 4 crackers a day...i had 5!! i should be ashamed.


me: wow! this diet's goin great!! i only had 4 milkshakes, 7 burgers, 9 small fry packs, and 8 sodas instead of 5 milkshakes, 8 burgers, 10 small fry packs & 9 sodas! go me