Josh(friends bf): So tell me again why you guys smell? Me: Weeeeelllll,

Josh(friends bf): So tell me again why you guys smell?
Me: Weeeeelllll, we burned lint and the dryer sheets, then we tried to cover the smell with perufme, french vanilla glade and then when that ran out we used lavander glade stuff.
Josh: Why did you burn the lint and dryer sheets?
Sammi: We were bored, and we had a lighter and we had lint and dryer sheets in the laundry room.
Me: Yeah and we figured the dryer sheets would smell good, I mean they make clothing smell good.
Sammi: Yeah!
Me: But sadly they didn't smell good while on fire.......
Josh: *copies me and says I made his night*