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Everyone has a theory that im clumsy but i think that the floor

Everyone has a theory that im clumsy but i think that the floor hates me,chairs and tables like to bully me and walls always seem to get in my way. <3 <3 :O :O :O

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BelieberFoLife

posted July 6, 2013 at 9:54pm UTC tagged with clumsy, funny

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