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I BELEIVE THAT WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU LEMONS YOU SHOULD MAKE LEMONADE...THEN
I BELEIVE THAT WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU
LEMONS
YOU SHOULD MAKE
LEMONADE...
THEN FIND SOMEONE WHOSE LIFE HAS GIVEN THEM
V
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K
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AND HAVE A PARTY!! :D
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